lint roller dimensions7.2” × 2.9” × 10.8”; color white, roll changes colors depending on what it collects; smell none unless it's caught some funky floor stuff, it depends; taste neutral, maybe a bit tangy from the glue; character dependable, reliable; age 1 year old; shape hammer-like; weight light; material plastic and paper, sturdy handle and sticky roll; rarity found wherever a MUJI store is; utility to remove lint and other debris from various surfaces.
a dog wearing a goth black wig
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